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" If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. "
Rob Corddry
You
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People
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" There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. "
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" She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. "
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" Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. "
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" Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. "
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" Being funny is everything to me. "
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" Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. "
James Thurber
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" I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. "
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" Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. "
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" There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. "
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" Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. "
Joan Rivers
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" The head writer loves that my character is a boor. "
Rob Corddry
Writer
Head
Loves
" Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. "
Kevin Hart
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Laugh
Funny
" You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. "
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Always
You
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" As I get older, I just prefer to knit. "
Tracey Ullman
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Get
" Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. "
Pippa Evans
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" I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. "
Paula Poundstone
Somewhere
Funny
Bag
" I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. "
Groucho Marx
Refuse
Club
Funny
" I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. "
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" I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny. "
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Think
" It's funny. You travel all over the world, and you wind up with a guy from your hometown. "
Patty Smyth
You
World
Wind
" It's a funny old world. "
Margaret Thatcher
Old World
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Old
" It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. "
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" When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' "
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Say
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Day
" We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. "
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" I started writing 'Southern Baptist Sissies' right after I had written the screenplay for 'Sordid Lives', so that's when I started on a darker path in telling the truth about my journey in the church, but there was still a lot of funny. "
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Path
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" They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. "
Laura Bush
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Great
People
" I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. "
Paul Lynde
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Church
" I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. "
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Always
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" I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. "
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Career