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" An author writes a book, and that's the book at that point. And if the author writes the book again, then somehow something has gone wrong, if you see what I mean. "
Terry Pratchett
Mean
You
Book
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" There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got it by some ghastly means. I can quite happily say there was never any family money. All the money we got was mine, just from writing books. "
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" I believe it should be possible for someone stricken with a serious and ultimately fatal illness to choose to die peacefully with medical help, rather than suffer. "
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" I've often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed. "
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" You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal. "
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" I was a very keen reader of science fiction. "
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" I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. "
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" As far as I'm concerned, I'm a writer who's writing books, and therefore, I don't want to die. You'd miss the end of the book wouldn't you? You can't die with an unfinished book. "
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" Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. "
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Sophisticated
Money
" I am certain no one sets out to be cruel, but our treatment of the elderly ill seems to have no philosophy to it. As a society, we should establish whether we have a policy of life at any cost. "
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" I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. "
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" You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. "
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" I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz. "
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" There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. "
Terry Pratchett
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Evidence
" Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
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" My advice is this. For Christ's sake, don't write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 years old, because the kids who read who are 12 years old are reading books for adults. I read all of the James Bond books when I was about 11, which was approximately the right time to read James Bond books. "
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" If the government ever imposes a tax on books - and I wouldn't put it past them - I'm in dead trouble. "
Terry Pratchett
Past
Dead
Government
" I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them. "
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Back
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" Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. "
Terry Pratchett
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Words
Hard
" Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect. "
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Perfect
Nothing
Going
" Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. "
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Sure
Marks
" I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large. "
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Golden
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" I don't think about the end game. I've got lots to occupy my mind. It's the rage that keeps me going. "
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" I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while. "
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Hang
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" There can be no better grounding for a lifetime as an author than to see humanity in all its various guises through the lens of the reporter for the town. "
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" Often I sort of work up and down the manuscript. I sometimes used to go ahead of myself to see what was going to happen next, to make certain it fits what was going to be happening soon. "
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" I have to write because if I don't get something down then after a while I feel it's going to bang the side of my head off. "
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Head
" Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again. "
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Day
" We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still. "
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" One thing that writers have in common is that they are readers first. They have read lots and lots of stuff, because they're just infested with lots of stuff. "
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