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" If the government ever imposes a tax on books - and I wouldn't put it past them - I'm in dead trouble. "

Terry Pratchett

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" Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?' "

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" Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. "

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" It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimer's, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimer's. "

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" If you are going to write, say, fantasy - stop reading fantasy. You've already read too much. Read other things; read westerns, read history, read anything that seems interesting, because if you only read fantasy and then you start to write fantasy, all you're going to do is recycle the same old stuff and move it around a bit. "

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" Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'm a writer. What do I do? Sit there watching my wife clean up?' I don't know. I like being a writer. "

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" Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. "

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" I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. "

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" There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got it by some ghastly means. I can quite happily say there was never any family money. All the money we got was mine, just from writing books. "

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" It's useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one. "

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" When you're all singing together, it brings things together. I know the songs that my grandfather and my father sang. "

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" Money is an unavoidable consequence, but it isn't the reason I write; if it was, I wouldn't have written any of the YA books, because advances in that field are small compared to what I'd got now for an 'adult' DW. "

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" I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. "

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" We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still. "

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" Tolkien is eminently filmable, I think. 'The Lord of the Rings' is intensely... landscaped. But 'Discworld' is about dialogue, which is one reason why it might be hard to film. "

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" If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. "

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" Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government. "

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" Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom. "

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" I don't think about the end game. I've got lots to occupy my mind. It's the rage that keeps me going. "

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" I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.' "

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" Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. "

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" For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering if what they are doing is the right thing, characters that are not only screwed up but are self-tapping screws. They're doing it for themselves. "

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" I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up. "

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" What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference. "

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" You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. "

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" No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes. "

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" 'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so. "

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" Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect. "

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" My own books drive themselves. I know roughly where a book is going to end, but essentially the story develops under my fingers. It's just a matter of joining the dots. "

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" I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. "

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