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" I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. "

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" It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do. "

" Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' "

" We must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people. "

Pope Benedict XVI

" I have more than 100 legal pads filled with handwriting. Eight novels, two books for children, countless stories and essays. "

" More law, less justice. "

Marcus Tullius Cicero

" Experts said public companies worry about the loss of customer confidence and the legal liability to shareholders or security vendors when they report flaws. "

" I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. "

" Reading a script is usually as exciting as reading a boilerplate legal document, so when you read one that makes you feel as if you're seeing the movie, you know it's something different. "

" I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. "

" I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. "

" When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre. "

" We should make it as easy as possible to be able to get a legal work visa - not citizenship, not a green card. Just a work visa, with a background check and a Social Security card so that applicable taxes would get paid. "

" What we bring to the table is not only our 56 field offices in the United States and our number of resident agencies, but also we have 45 legal attaches overseas. "

" What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something. "

" I love immigrants. Legal, illegal - they're not to be despised. "

" I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get. "

Rosie O'Donnell

" Laws, like houses, lean on one another. "

" Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. "

" The mental capacity of a person to make reasonable contracts, is the only criterion, by which to determine his legal capacity to make obligatory contracts. And his mental capacity to make reasonable contracts is certainly not to be determined by the fact that he is, or is not, twenty-one years of age. "

Lysander Spooner

" Where there is a will there is a lawsuit. "

" The National Security Agency has broken privacy rules or overstepped its legal authority thousands of times each year since Congress granted the agency broad new powers in 2008, according to an internal audit and other top-secret documents. "

" When the FDA announced its intentions to join other countries and ban quinolone use on U.S. chicken farms, the drug manufacturer Bayer initiated legal action that successfully delayed the process for five years. "

" I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy. "

" As legal slavery passed, we entered into a permanent period of unemployment and underemployment from which we have yet to emerge. "

" Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. "

" I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. "

" You can't solve a problem as complex as inequality in one legal clause. "

" Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. "

" Nothing is so unproductive as the law. It is expensive whether you win or lose. "