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" I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there. "

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" The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show. "

Garry Shandling

Kind

Way

Talk

" I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not. "

" I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.' "

Garry Shandling

Enjoy

Stop

" When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity. "

" I've always felt that the truth is in the silence. "

" Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special. "

" I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. "

" The art of boxing is seeing spaces and being able to take shots. The hitting and being hit have to become one. Your reactions have to be so in the moment. There's no time to think. "

" I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large. "

" My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak? "

" I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I realized the artist probably didn't have enough confidence to use a pen. "

" Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. "

" I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much. "

" I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. "

Garry Shandling

React

I Am

" First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. "

" When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.' So I'm aware that I'm drifting, but I'm grabbing a lot of stuff. "

" I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. "

Garry Shandling

Start

Think

" Some people think the world will end in 2012. I think we've got until 2014. I'm an optimist. "

" Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? "

" I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. "

" I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present. "

" I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. "

" I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad. "

Garry Shandling

Bad

You

" My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. "

" I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions. "

" Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have. "

" Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with. "

Garry Shandling

Hurt

Need

" Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. "

" I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame. "

" I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal beliefs. I think America is dancing on thin ice. But I think it's bigger even than a political issue. I wonder about the evolution of the human race and spirit and what our goals and reasons for living are. "