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" I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. "
Bob Uecker
Over
Out
Baseball
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Playing
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" People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn't hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me. Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time - I would say eight to 10 cookouts. "
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Last
Long
Me
" Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard. "
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Easy
Long
Think
" The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up. "
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Wait
Catch
Pick
" In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs. "
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Year
League
Player
" After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else. "
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Never
Service
Baseball
" Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word? "
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You
Look
Stories
" I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out. "
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Old
Man
Modest
" I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though. "
Bob Uecker
Facial
Back
Hair
" How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up. "
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Rolling
You
Wait
" Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball? "
Bob Uecker
Without
Where
Who
" Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist. "
Bob Uecker
Easy
Living
Face
" I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh. "
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Ignorant
Career
Anything
" I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed. "
Bob Uecker
Hope
Fact
Never
" I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes. "
Bob Uecker
Me
Got
Flame
" We were on for six years. We were in syndication for a while. It had its run. I still see the people from 'Mr. Belvedere,' too. We stay in touch. "
Bob Uecker
Touch
See
Run
" Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times. "
Bob Uecker
Old
Baseball
People
" I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase. "
Bob Uecker
Him
Manager
Off
" I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff. "
Bob Uecker
Great
Money
Never
" When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me. "
Bob Uecker
Back
Turned
Third
" Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate. I saw their folks more that day than they did the whole weekend. "
Bob Uecker
Weekend
Parents
Home
" If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter. "
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Forward
Look
Talk
" I had slumps that lasted into the winter. "
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Had
Winter
Lasted
" Career highlights? I had two - I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets. "
Bob Uecker
Against
Got
Out
" When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes. "
Bob Uecker
Two
Three
Clothes
" I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy. "
Bob Uecker
Try
Never
Humor
" Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat. "
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Ability
People
Play
" You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time. "
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Years
You
Year
" You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team. "
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Cheer
Practice
Sit
" Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television... I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do. "
Bob Uecker
Working
Television
Go