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" I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married. "

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" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "

" People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them. "

" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "

" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "

" My material reaches everyone. "

" There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

" I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. "

" I am a seasoned performer. "

" With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about. "

" That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you. "

" They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em. "

" Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived. "

" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

" That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh. "

" You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie! "

" It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" I never wanted a traditional lifestyle. I'm not that kind of person. "

" Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street! "

" I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. "

" If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. "

" Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us. "

" I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it. "

" One of my dreams was to change the way women of color were seen on television. "

" People say they get a warmness from me. "

" It's always good to laugh. "

" Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks. "

" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "

" Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows. "