Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "

Related Quotes:

" There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. "

" I am the funny, crazy person. "

" With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about. "

" I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different. "

" I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic. "

" I worked harder at my craft, and it took some time, but here I am today doing what I want to do, which is entertain people. "

" Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "

" I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth. "

" Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things. "

" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

" They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em. "

" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "

" Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us. "

" I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy. "

" I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married. "

" Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma. "

" I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while. "

" I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there. "

" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "

" We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love. "

" I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding. "

" When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees. "

" It's always good to laugh. "

" We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. "

" The president of CBS handpicked me for the 'Star Search' revival, which Arsenio Hall hosted. He picked 12 comics, and I was the only female. I always look to that as inspiration. "

" Whatever you're destined to do, you will be. "

" People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them. "