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" Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows. "

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" Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived. "

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" One of my dreams was to change the way women of color were seen on television. "

" I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding. "

" Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things. "

" I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic. "

" We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. "

" The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids. "

" I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation. "

" I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time. "

" I am a seasoned performer. "

" Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma. "

" I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home. "

" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

" That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh. "

" My material reaches everyone. "

" I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it. "

" I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships. "

" What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act. "

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" Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us. "

" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "

" I never wanted a traditional lifestyle. I'm not that kind of person. "

" With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

" I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah. "

" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "

" That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you. "