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" I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. "

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" We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "

" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "

" I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different. "

" I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there. "

" What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act. "

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" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "

" I am a seasoned performer. "

" Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things. "

" That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you. "

" Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. "

" I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that. "

" I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships. "

" I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' "

" I've been studying myself because I always want to improve. "

" I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

" I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it. "

" I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy. "

" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "

" The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career. "

" Whatever you're destined to do, you will be. "

" I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic. "

" Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said. "

" One day, we had a layoff at my job. And I went to my boss, and I said, 'Please save someone else's job. This is a win-win situation for the company and me - and just lay me off.' I did that in around 2003, and I never looked back. I became a full-time comic. "

" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "

" It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say. "