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All Quotes by author - Loni Love

" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "

" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "

" At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now. "

" Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that. "

" Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said. "

" Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things. "

" Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us. "

" Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. "

" Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation. "

" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "

" I am a seasoned performer. "

" I am the funny, crazy person. "

" I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics. "

" I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life. "

" I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there. "

" I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships. "

" I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' "

" I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different. "

" I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. "

" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "

" If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

" I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding. "

" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

" I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation. "

" I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while. "

" I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships. "

" I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth. "

" I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!' "

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