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" I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. "
Scott Adams
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" I've tried lots of things. The reality is, I'm excited by everything on Day 1. And if by Day X things aren't working the way I hoped, I lose my passion. I have not seen the correlation between my passion and my success. "
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" Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology. "
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" I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information. "
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" 'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. "
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" If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall. "
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" For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. "
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" I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. "
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" Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. "
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" Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it. "
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" One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for that skill. In my case, I layered fairly average skills together until the combination became special. "
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" Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. "
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