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" Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. "

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" If you have a reasonable system for pursuing success, it can survive a lot of face-plants along the way. That knowledge makes success seem accessible. If you think successful people have some sort of superpower or special connections, why try? "

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