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" Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. "
Scott Adams
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" If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely give us movies in our minds that keeps us sane and motivated. But none of it is rational or true, except maybe sometimes by coincidence. "
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" If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system. "
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" The longer you work here, diverse it gets. "
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" One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. "
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" We don't always have an accurate view of our own potential. I think most people who are frightened of public speaking and can't imagine they might feel different as a result of training. Don't assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself. "
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" If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? "
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" You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. "
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" Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed. "
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Better
Bosses
Get
" I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. "
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Pretty
Years
Early
" We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. "
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Our
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Knowledge
" When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. "
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Boss
" I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. "
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Internet
Myself
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" The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is hard to do... For me, it was this great awakening to understand that humans are deeply irrational, and it's probably the greatest influence on me in terms of my writing. "
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Me
You
" The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want. "
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Live
Home
Forest
" The best things in life are silly. "
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Life
Things
Silly
" Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it. "
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Work
Great
You
" My failed corporate career became the fodder for the 'Dilbert' comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher on the corporate ladder, it freed me to mock managers without worrying that it would stall my career. Most failures create some sort of unplanned freedom. I took full advantage of mine. "
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Me
Create
Freedom
" If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. "
Scott Adams
Show
Trouble
Done
" If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. "
Scott Adams
Job
Hard
Doing
" Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. "
Scott Adams
Choose
Free
Illusion
" I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable. "
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Three
Work
Rare
" I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. "
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Invitation
Decline
Your
" In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. "
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Best
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Women
" Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. "
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Nothing
Better
Dating
" I try to avoid giving advice. "
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Try
Advice
Giving
" You give anybody a billion dollars, and of course they are passionate. Passion is one of those things like willpower in that there's 'magical thinking' about it. You've got to be careful about 'magical thinking.' "
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Like
Passion
Passionate
" The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. "
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Universe
System
" Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology. "
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Running
Psychology
President
" There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation. "
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Always
Meet
Myself
" I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. "
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Thought
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