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" I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. "
Norm MacDonald
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" I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. "
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" I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing. "
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" I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone. "
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" I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. "
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" A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy. "
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" In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. "
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" It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. "
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" All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money. "
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" I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff. "
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" I didn't really want to inject myself into anything political. A lot of people were asking me at the time about Jay and Conan, and I hate doing anything serious. "
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" So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit and wait by your phone. But it is very frustrating. "
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You
Waiting
" I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that. "
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Interest
Motion
" My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! "
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Canada
Fear
" I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest. "
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Live
Me
" When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous. "
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" I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that. "
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Loved
Always
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" Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. "
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Surprises
You
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" I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it. "
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Movies
Good
Great
" I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. "
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Funny
Just
" I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics. "
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Anything
" I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead. "
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" You can't love your team without hating another team. "
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" I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I'll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology. "
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" When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that. "
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Think
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" Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him. "
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You
Always
" Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. "
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Like
Whenever
Think
" I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. That's what I've always loved the most, of anything. "
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Myself
Show
Always
" I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. "
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Punch
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" I just hate plugs. It just doesn't seem entertaining to me. I've never plugged anything in my life on a talk show ever. I understand people use that vehicle. It's just not very entertaining. "
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