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" If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. "

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" All I want in life is to pet my dog and cat. After that, all I want to do is post photos of them. Mostly because they're the cutest things ever, but also because I don't have to worry about how ugly I look in the photo. "

" I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date. "

" People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner. "

" Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. "

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" I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. "

Rodney Dangerfield

" I love cats. "

Dick Van Patten

" Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. "

" A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them. "

" One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don't want to do that. I've got to be different. "

" I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. "

" Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.' "

" Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. "

" I love animals. I just don't want to have a pet. That's OK, right? I would take a dog over a cat, at least to interact with you. I feel like cats just stare you down all the time. Cats have, like, bad attitudes. "

" Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. "

" What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion. "

" Somehow, someway, for some people there's an automatic assumption that a mayor who is African-American or some other elected official has to support another African-American. "

" It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked. "

" I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. "

" If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something important. "

" You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it's primarily about the songs, it's about song writing. "

" Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and cat mills, many of which have deplorable conditions for animals, which shouldn't be tolerated. "

" We need sensible gun safety measures. The federal government could do something about this; they could show up. "

" In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness in the big city. They're low-pro now, not retro-worshipped in the manner of Depeche Mode, New Order, or The Cure, but you can hear the reason why - these guys are too sad. "

" Part of the problem in politics is that people only look at the next four to eight years: kick the can down the road and say, 'Hey, it's the next person's problem.' "

" I'm a big supporter of the Second Amendment. But I think I have a First Amendment right not to be shot. "

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" Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. "

" What the mayors care about is, 'How can I get money to invest in the infrastructure in my city? How do we put people back to work, lower the unemployment rate, provide for job training programs? How do we make class sizes smaller and make investments in our children from an education standpoint?' "

" When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. "

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" I didn't run for mayor to be the caretaker of the status quo. "

" I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. "