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" In the language of politics, there is only one translation for the phrase 'hope and change,' to wit: 'big, fat government.' "
P. J. O'Rourke
Change
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" Network television has been attempting to lure viewers for years with its low-interest programming only to have those viewers discover later that their brains are bankrupt. "
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" Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. "
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" Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English. "
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" I'm on Medicare now. If I go and have a big operation, it costs me nothing. It should cost me a little. I'm not rich, but I can afford a few grand if I have to have my appendix taken out. I can pitch in a little bit. "
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" The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. "
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" We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter. "
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" There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. "
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" Being political is an integral part of being Iranian. Our lives are defined by politics. "
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" Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only thing that makes any sense. "
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" But I don't need to use politics as a way of making money. "
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" Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. "
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" Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do. "
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" Finality is not the language of politics. "
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" Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. "
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" You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don't need to go to Beirut for that - but a foreign correspondent begins to understand poverty from a different perspective. "
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" I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact, we're short on people. My town has a population of 301. "
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" Like Indiana Jones, I don't like snakes - though that might lead some to ask why I'm in politics. "
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" Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. "
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" It is impossible to practice parliamentary politics without having patience, decency, politeness and courtesy. "
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" Taking care of children has nothing to do with politics. I think perhaps with time, instead of there being a politicization of humanitarian aid, there will be a humanization of politics. "
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" When I board an airplane these days, all the middle-aged men are dressed like me - when I was an 8-year-old. They're in shorts and T-shirts. And it's not just on airplanes. It's in business offices, teachers' lounges, and churches. "
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" Writing on a computer makes saving what's been written too easy. Pretentious lead sentences are kept, not tossed. Instead of sitting surrounded by crumpled paper, the computerized writer has his mistakes neatly stored in digital memory. "
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" My life would have gone along perfectly well, politically speaking, if it hadn't been for girls. "
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" As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. "
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" We are bringing women into politics to change the nature of politics, to change the vision, to change the institutions. Women are not wedded to the policies of the past. We didn't craft them. They didn't let us. "
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" The game has a cleanness. If you do a good job, the numbers say so. You don't have to ask anyone or play politics. You don't have to wait for the reviews. "
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" People love to be told what they know already. "
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