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" Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Us
Worst
Violence
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" The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there's a reason for that - the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent - No Child Left Behind. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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Child
" Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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Had
Woodstock
" The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt. "
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" We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren't there. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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Election
Supreme Court
" Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear a resemblance in size, site, climate, and architecture, which ranges from the bland to the fancifully bland. "
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Time
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" We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scutter. "
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" Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out. "
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" All business is capitalistic. You require capital for any sort of business endeavour. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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" Kabul is a walled city, which sounds romantic except the walls are pre-cast reinforced concrete blast barriers, 10 feet tall and 15 feet long and moved into place with cranes. The walls are topped with sandbags, and the sandbags are topped with guard posts from which gun barrels protrude. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Gun
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" The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Random
Beauty
Democracy
" Some taxpayers may object to a print journalism bailout on the grounds that it mostly benefits the liberal elite. And we can't blame taxpayers for being reluctant to subsidize the reportorial careers of J-school twerps who should have joined the Peace Corps and gone to Africa to 'speak truth to power' to Robert Mugabe. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Blame
Peace
Truth
" More modern poetry is written than read. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Than
Read
Modern
" What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Most
People
Test
" Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of progress. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Price
Progress
American
" We did not become libertarians because we are altruists. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Because
Become
Did
" As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Live
Sarcasm
Writer
" Arguing, in the sense of attempting to convince others, has gone out of fashion with conservatives. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Sense
Arguing
Fashion
" Fascism is very much a mob movement. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Much
Fascism
Mob
" The purpose of sports - even foreign sports - is not to bore people. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Foreign
People
Purpose
" Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Old People
People
Crazy
" When the government runs out of lenders, it can do something that households are forbidden to do: print money. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Government
Money
Something
" The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it. "
P. J. O'Rourke
More
Learning
Even
" Children live in the only successful Marxist state ever created: the family. 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his need' is the family's practice as well as its theory. Even with today's scattershot patterns of marriage and parenting, a family is collectivist to a more than North Korean degree. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Today
Marriage
Family
" What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Thought
Flower
Space
" There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to try to do good with other people's money. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Government
Caring
People
" Writing is agony. I hate it. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Writing
Agony
Hate
" Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative. "
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Most
Something
Exercise
" Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. "
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World
People
Last
" If we were to inspect ourselves or members of our family and our friends, we would see that we don't really have to go all the way overseas to be mystified - we can be mystified right at home. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Family
Friends
Home
" The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside. "
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