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" It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming. "

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" I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better. "

Garrison Keillor

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" Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. "

Garrison Keillor

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Surprise

" A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. "

" The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. "

" I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. "

" I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. "

" Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. "

" I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine. "

" I love New York, and I'm drawn to a certain intensity of life, but I've just never felt like I want to escape from the Midwest. A writer lives a great deal in his own head, and so one intuitively finds places where your head is more clear. New York for me is one of those places. "

" I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph. "

" Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. "

" A book is a gift you can open again and again. "

" The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. "

" I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme. "

Garrison Keillor

Hear

Off

" I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time. "

" I want to resume the life of a shy person. "

" They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. "

" I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showed no real talent. But I persevered and eventually found my own row to hoe. Ignorance of other writers' work keeps me from discouragement and I am less well-read than the average bus driver. "

Garrison Keillor

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" A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. "

" Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. "

" I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me. "

" My religion would be a gentle faith that believed in the sacredness of leisure. Napping as a form of prayer. "

" I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.' "

" When you're in your 20s, your 30s, even, you have - at least, I had - vast ambitions, and you sit around mooning about these things, and you're depressed, because you haven't done them. And it takes you a long time to come to the realization that if you can't be John Updike, well, then, you can't. "

" Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. "

" Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing flip-flops, flames pour from his mouth, and it's impressive. But you see it in print, and it's just ugly. "

" Zoroastrians believe in one Great Almighty Spirit of Good who is in combat against evil forces, and Goodness prevails in the end. There is no self-flagellation or staring at the sun or snake-handling. "

" Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. "

" A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. "

" Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve. "