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All Quotes by author - Garrison Keillor
" A book is a gift you can open again and again. "
You
Again
Gift
" A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. "
Stop
Coffee
Girl
" A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. "
Newspaper
Enough
Good
" A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. "
Christmas
Together
Lovely
" A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. "
Go
Turn
Clock
" Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. "
Us
Teach
Cats
" Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing flip-flops, flames pour from his mouth, and it's impressive. But you see it in print, and it's just ugly. "
Someone
You
Ugly
" Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. "
Time
Vanity
People
" God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. "
Know
God
Play
" Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. "
Us
Then
Surprise
" I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. "
Straight
Reality
Eye
" I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats of taxis. I write in hotel rooms. I love hotel rooms. I just write wherever I am whenever I need to write. "
I Can
Back
Hotel
" I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better. "
Detail
Out
Leave
" I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme. "
Hear
Off
Up
" I love New York, and I'm drawn to a certain intensity of life, but I've just never felt like I want to escape from the Midwest. A writer lives a great deal in his own head, and so one intuitively finds places where your head is more clear. New York for me is one of those places. "
Love
Escape
Great
" I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph. "
Triumph
New York
Small
" I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. "
Think
Three
Children
" I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends. "
Far
Beginning
End
" I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me. "
Think
I Am
Competition
" I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.' "
Think
I Think
Most
" It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. "
Few
Give
Life
" It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming. "
Down
Air
Empire
" I've wanted to be a writer since I was a boy, though it seemed an unlikely outcome since I showed no real talent. But I persevered and eventually found my own row to hoe. Ignorance of other writers' work keeps me from discouragement and I am less well-read than the average bus driver. "
Me
I Am
Ignorance
" I want to resume the life of a shy person. "
Resume
Life
Want
" I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine. "
Shy
People
Intelligence
" I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time. "
Morning
Lake
Friday
" Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve. "
Town
Time
Little
" My religion would be a gentle faith that believed in the sacredness of leisure. Napping as a form of prayer. "
Religion
Prayer
Leisure
" Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. "
Parenting
Nothing
Children
" Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. "
You
Smart
Thought
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