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" The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. "
W. C. Fields
Pet
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" I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. "
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" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "
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" I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store. "
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" I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people about the private quarters as well. Some of the things I learned were small, novelistic details. For example, the fact that there were still pet stains on the carpets from the Bush cats when the Obamas moved in. "
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" You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings. "
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" All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. "
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" Even in a culture where people are well meaning, there are sometimes 'microaggressions.' People who will just cut you off. You'll be talking, and someone will interrupt you. That's become a big pet peeve of mine. "
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" I always want to try to make films feel timeless, because one of my biggest pet peeves is that there's a movie you love, and then you revisit it twenty years later, you show your kid or something, and it's like, 'Oh my God!' with hairstyles and clothing and all that kind of stuff. "
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" The dog is the god of frolic. "
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" Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. "
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" In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. "
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" I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. "
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" One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don't want to do that. I've got to be different. "
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