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" I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice. "

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" I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered. "

" I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was a kid; obsessing over, 'This joke doesn't quite work, we've got to get this right.' I was always like that, whether I was a member of a six-person ensemble or whether I'm the center of a show. "

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