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" I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "
Henny Youngman
Anniversary
Woman
Wife
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" To mark the 10-year anniversary of 9/11, I wanted to launch an FDNY shirt that pays tribute to the brave first responders who, like my father, risk their lives in the line of duty on a regular basis. All of the proceeds raised from the sale of the T-shirt benefit the New York Police & Fire Widows' & Children's Benefit Fund. "
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" May you live all the days of your life. "
Jonathan Swift
Live
Your
Days
" 1 month ago the American people stopped to remember the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. We thought first and foremost of the selflessness, patriotism and heroism by our troops, our National Guard and Reserves. "
Rosa DeLauro
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Patriotism
People
" John Glenn's anniversaries have followed me all of my life. I was born in 1962, the year he orbited Earth. "
Gregory H. Johnson
Me
My Life
Earth
" I love marriage. I think it's a wonderful institution and it's the most important decision you make. "
Isla Fisher
Anniversary
Love
Marriage
" As the third anniversary of the September 11th attacks draws near we must ensure our nation is prepared to handle the continued threat of violence and terrorism on our country. "
Leonard Boswell
Violence
Country
Anniversary
" I never planned to join Black Sabbath - it just happened. It was back in 1979 when they were celebrating their 10th anniversary. "
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Black
Back
Never
" How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' "
Henny Youngman
Page
Crazy
Him
" The three hundredth anniversary of the Salem witch trials of 1692 comes at a time when witchcraft commands a scholarly attention that would have been puzzling in 1892 or even in 1792. "
Edmund Morgan
Attention
Three
Time
" She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. "
Henny Youngman
Been
Face
Her
" One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. "
Honore de Balzac
Marriage
Soul
Anniversary
" See, the 'On the Road' that came out in 1957 was censored. A lot of the honesty of it, the bitter honesty, is in the original scroll version that came out in 2007 on the 50-year anniversary. Back then, there was so much post-Second World War fear that was imposed on everybody - 'You must live life this way' - and these guys were bored. "
Garrett Hedlund
Honesty
War
Anniversary
" For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!' "
Bill Hader
Anniversary
Wife
Crazy
" After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! "
Jacques Pepin
Wife
Anniversary
Argument
" Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church. "
Pope John Paul II
Gift
Up
Anniversary
" America's got a Darwin problem - and it matters. According to a 2009 Gallup poll taken on the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth, fewer than 40% of Americans are willing to say that they 'believe in evolution.' "
Kenneth R. Miller
Problem
America
Anniversary
" Windows 95 had its 20th anniversary last year, so we got our hands on an old system and showed it to teenagers who were not even alive in 1995. The results were pretty great and also makes you feel quite old. "
Benny Fine
You
Results
Great
" She has a wash and wear bridal gown. "
Henny Youngman
Wear
Wash
She
" Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. "
Henny Youngman
Airport
Mother-In-Law
Back
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Cells
Anniversary
Nature
" A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. "
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Anniversary
Love
Wedding
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Noam Chomsky
Pearl
Attack
Example
" I feel there should have been some recognition of the Spice Girls at this year's 25th anniversary. We flew the flag for Britain around the globe in the 1990s and we achieved a hell of a lot. "
Melanie Chisholm
Recognition
Anniversary
Flag
" Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship. "
Marilyn Monroe
Marriage
Love
Friendship
" The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. "
Peter De Vries
Like
Slowly
Other
" Since I wrote to you last we have got our chapel beautifully lighted with gas and have had our anniversary. "
John Hawley
Our
Last
Got
" In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me. "
Caroline Kennedy
Marriage
Me
Love
" Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! "
Patrice Leconte
Generation
Like
People
" I don't feel guilty about the music I love. If you feel guilty about something you dig, then you should stop feeling guilty about it. One of my favorite albums to this day is the 10th anniversary ensemble cast of 'Les Miserables,' the ultimate cast recording, and it is still something I love listening to top to bottom. "
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Listening
Love
Day