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" My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. "
Jimmy Kimmel
Different
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" At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes. "
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" I can't be as flip as I once was. "
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" My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians. "
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" I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House dinner or hosting charity events or that night's show: Until they're over, I worry, then I move right on to the next thing. It's hard for me to enjoy the moment. I'm just thinking about not failing. "
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" No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. "
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" I only get unusual ailments. "
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Get
" I try hard not to repeat myself and not to do material other people are doing. We transcribe every other late-night show to make sure there's no similarity. "
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" You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. "
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" It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. "
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School
High School
Me
" I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. "
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Whatever
Creative
Consultant
" I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? "
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People
" The idea that you would not only exercise but that you would enjoy it is very difficult for me to understand. I just hate it. "
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Hate
Enjoy
You
" When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended. "
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Know
You
Someone
" The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. "
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Truth Is
Night
Job
" If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted. "
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Other
Criticism
Almost
" I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. "
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Dirty
Really
Need
" You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. "
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Need
Demons
Personal
" That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. "
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Boss
Always
Think
" I'm a terrible golfer. "
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Golfer
Terrible
" There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. "
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Mystery
Look
" On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. "
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Go
Studio
Outside
" Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. "
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Faking
Real
Doing
" I do have a treadmill desk in my office, and for a while, I would walk on it while checking email and going through jokes. I haven't walked on it in probably four months. Now it's more of an upright dining table for me. At some point, moss will grow over it, birds will build nests, and nature will reclaim the treadmill as its own. "
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Walk