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" My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right. "
Scott Adams
Life
Made
Old
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" I think if you talk to anybody who ever went from not having much to having enough to buy what they wanted, they're always happier. Now I get that whole '$75,000 a year is some kind of magic number,' but my experience is 'more is better, up to a point.' Then there's a point where it doesn't make any difference. "
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" If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game. "
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Story
" I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing. "
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Me
Hated
Doing
" Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. "
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Free
Illusion
" I'm primarily just an investor. "
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Just
Primarily
Investor
" If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. "
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Job
Hard
Doing
" We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. "
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Our
Key
Knowledge
" I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. "
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You
Emotional
" I get mail; therefore I am. "
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Get
Mail
Therefore
" People vote based on emotion. Period. "
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Vote
Based
Period
" Before 'Dilbert,' I tried to become a computer programmer. In the early days of computing, I bought this big, heavy, portable computer for my house. I spent two years nights and weekends trying to write games that I thought I would sell. Turns out I'm not that good a programmer, so that was two years that didn't work out. "
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Two
Work
Early
" I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. "
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Way
Voice
Think
" The best things in life are silly. "
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Life
Things
Silly
" Home is pretty utopian. "
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Pretty
Utopian
Home
" There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation. "
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Always
Meet
Myself
" Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. "
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Freedom
Health
Happiness
" Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. "
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Restructuring
Synergy
Teams
" The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. "
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Numbers
Universe
System
" The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it. "
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Computer
Half
Time
" If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. "
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Show
Trouble
Done
" If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall. "
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Luck
Need
Failure
" Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. "
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You
Smart
People
" There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. "
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She
You
Kind
" Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. "
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Problems
You
Company
" When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. "
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Story
Money
Boss
" In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. "
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Best
Car
Women
" I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. "
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Thought
Myself
" I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff. "
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Try
Creativity
Day
" When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. "
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Bad
Become
Off