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" People like to help. They like to be able to do something for you. Let them. "
Molly Ivins
You
Able
Help
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" I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo. "
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" Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults are not part of a well-regulated militia. Permitting unregulated citizens to have guns is destroying the security of this free state. "
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" On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don't need get-well cards, but I would like the beloved women readers to do something for me: Go. Get. The. Damn. Mammogram. Done. "
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Me
Women
Cards
" If you grew up white before the civil rights movement anywhere in the South, all grown-ups lied. They'd tell you stuff like, 'Don't drink out of the colored fountain, dear, it's dirty.' In the white part of town, the white fountain was always covered with chewing gum and the marks of grubby kids' paws, and the colored fountain was always clean. "
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Drink
Always
Fountain
" I want to point out, there are a lot of politicians who enjoy the political end of politics, but they're not interested in governance. And then, there are some that are really interested in governance and are just terrible at politics. "
Molly Ivins
Politics
Political
Enjoy
" I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults. "
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Consider
Texas
State
" I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. "
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Always
Than
Serious
" For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid. "
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People
Trying
Years
" One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't have to run around getting all hysterical about immigrants. The border is porous. When you want cheap labor, you open it up; when you don't, you shut it down. It works to our benefit - it always has. "
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Long
Nice
Run
" I do object to those who jump from political hackery to flackery and expect respect. "
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Respect
Jump
Political
" If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to own the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely. "
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Got
Own
Enough
" Anyone who watched George W. and Karl Rove while the former was governor of Texas will recognize a familiar pattern. Like much of Bush's social policy - from faith-based social services to railing against gay marriage - women's issues are one of the bones they've decided they can throw to the Christian right. "
Molly Ivins
Marriage
Women
Texas
" The reason there is no noblesse oblige about Dubya is because he doesn't admit to himself or anyone else that he owes his entire life to being named George W. Bush. He didn't just get a head start by being his father's son - it remained the single most salient fact about him for most of his life. "
Molly Ivins
Admit
Start
Son
" I spent my girlhood as a Clydesdale among thoroughbreds. "
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Spent
Among
" I'm sorry to say cancer can kill you, but it doesn't make you a better person. "
Molly Ivins
Better Person
You
Sorry
" I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar. "
Molly Ivins
Powerful
Satire
Only
" The trouble with capitalism as a system is that only those who have or can get capital can make it work for them, and that leaves out damn near all of us. "
Molly Ivins
Capitalism
Trouble
System
" I left the 'Trib' in 1970 with the feeling that I would never have a career in establishment media of any kind. "
Molly Ivins
Media
Any
Kind
" When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up my version of the disease. It said that I had about a 5 percent chance of survival. I said, 'Gosh, well, it's been a good run.' What I didn't realize is that in the two years since those books were published, things had shifted dramatically. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Run
Chance
" The stakes they play for in politics are paper and money. The chips they play with are your life. "
Molly Ivins
Play
Life
Money
" Those who think of freedom in this country as one long, broad path leading ever onward and upward are dead damned wrong. "
Molly Ivins
Long
Who
Think
" I'd worked for the 'Dallas Times Herald' for ten years, and its death was a kick in the gut the like of which I cannot recall ever having experienced. "
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Dallas
Like
Years
" Laura Bush, it seems, is used to cast a softer light on her husband, who then proceeds to reverse whatever she's just promised. "
Molly Ivins
Light
Whatever
Used
" It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do that. "
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Hating
Possible
Someone
" We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind. "
Molly Ivins
Liberals
Sometimes
Mankind
" We need to reform the political system, or we'll lose the democracy. I don't think it's that hard. It doesn't take rocket science. We've done it before successfully at the presidential level and tried it several places at the state level. "
Molly Ivins
Political
Democracy
Think
" In all my fantasies, I always assumed I would get married and have six children along the way with the greatest of ease. "
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Way
Along
Always
" Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather. "
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Lie
Feel
Days
" Should a girl like me, in whom the milk of human kindness flows copiously for everyone, from protein-shy Hottentots to the glandular obese, actually aim a few swift boots at the prone form of Sen. Phil Gramm? Nah. But it's tempting. "
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Girl
Boots
Aim
" One seldom expects the country's president to adequately note the passing of a rocker, but Jimmy Carter's assessment of Elvis Presley's appeal - 'energy, rebelliousness and good humor' - is remarkably close to the mark. "
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Country
Good
Energy