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" There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. "

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" I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You can find cute guys all over. But he's got to have some sort of sense of humor, which is so hard to find in a guy. He's got to be a bit smart. "

" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

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" Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I think one can be as snarky and sarcastic as lots of people, but I have never found that it makes me particularly happy. "

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" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "

" Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. "

" I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. "

" Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. "

" Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. "

" When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? "

" A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. "

Henry Ward Beecher

" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "

" Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. "

" Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far. "

" It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. "

" I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers. "

" I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. "

" Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery. "

" I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. "

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" Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. "

" The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. "

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" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

" Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. "

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" A day without laughter is a day wasted. "

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" Good late-night humor can work at any time of the day. "

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" There is something really horrific for any human being who feels he is being consumed by other people. I'm talking about a writer's critics, who don't address what you've written, but want to probe into your existence and magnify the trivia of your life without any sense of humor, without any sense of context. "

" You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. "

" I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. "

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