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" When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body. "

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" Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content. "

T. J. Miller

Phone

Man

" If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. "

" People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby. "

" When I had money in the past, I would always travel rather than spend it on big apartments or cars. And I still feel exactly the same way. "

" I have two or three cars that I like, but today, Ferrari would be the best car I have driven in terms of being an impressive car. "

" When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween. "

" It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway. "

" I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. "

" I like the word 'autopilot' more than I like the word 'self-driving.' 'Self-driving' sounds like it's going to do something you don't want it to do. 'Autopilot' is a good thing to have in planes, and we should have it in cars. "

" People feel very emotional about cars, and I don't want them to feel bad about driving a fast car. "

" Think of it this way: If you got a flat tire, what would you do? Change the tire? Or get out of the car and slash the other three tires? No! Get back on the road. Don't dwell on it; don't beat yourself up. That gets you nowhere. "

" I've always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It's unavoidable. "

" Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry about that. "

" I grew up in San Diego, California, and I spent a lot of time in the summer basically living in a bathing suit, you know, get in the car and drive straight to the beach and spend the entire day in that thing, so I always approached bathing suits thinking that they are very much like outfits. "

" Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it's just me, but it makes me happy. Weird, I know! "

" The energy of the crowd is insane. Twenty thousand people. It's the biggest jolt of adrenaline. It's very hard to explain. You know the old story about the woman lifting the car off her kid? It's in that realm. You can actually hurt yourself and not know it. "

" My interests are guitars, cars, and vacation. I've been playing guitar all my life. My dad was a professional guitarist, but I'm terrible, which lets me off the hook, so I just play for myself. "

Josh Hartnett

Off

Life

" We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready. "

" Win or lose, star or not, you wait for your car with everyone else, and waiting for your car is a drag. "

" I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. "

Steven Wright

Car

Funeral

" We will never get to the flying car era. We will get to the era where we get flying drones that haul people, though. "

" Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror. "

" I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times. "

T. J. Miller

Own

Myself

" I love speed. I love racing cars, whether it's on the streets or wherever. Don't tell the St. Louis police, though. "

" We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the world's smallest phone. Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know? "

Catherine Bell

Love

World

" I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. "

" Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me. "

Robert Herjavec

Drive

Car

" The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else. "

" Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. "

" The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat. "