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" Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content. "

T. J. Miller

Phone

Man

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" Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. "

" Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am. "

T. J. Miller

I Am

Stand

" I don't really know how to act that much. I'm quite good at comedy, but it's mostly acting naturally. "

" We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed. "

" I feel like I've forcefully been thrust into the tech world, and I've enjoyed every minute of it. "

T. J. Miller

I Feel Like

Feel

" I don't prepare for anything very well. I am not a good actor. I don't read scripts. "

" I'm always so amazed by which performances work really, really well and which ones don't. But I think it's just mostly, 'She's Out Of My League,' so many people saw that movie on DVD and on the plane. Just millions of people saw that movie. That's the reason I'm somewhat famous. "

" I do comedy to give people an ephemeral escape from the tragedy that permeates everyday life. "

" Some people in Silicon Valley are as bad as the 'Koch Brothers', you know? Don't be mistaken. For every some of those, though, you get people who come up with something like 'Leafly', which does what 'Yelp' has done, but in a much more specific way, and it's important because it's the dawn of this new era. "

" My father always said I have a face for radio, and 'Cloverfield' was one of my finest pieces of work. "

" I know about the tech industry in that I follow what apps are hot and software development. I know my way around different browsers. I know how to restart a computer. "

T. J. Miller

Know

Way

" People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars. "

" We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'. "

" I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does. "

" 'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ. "

T. J. Miller

My Life

Bear

" I can't stand Snapchat, but that will be extinct before it is relevant. "

" I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism. "

" I wouldn't want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I've always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me. "

T. J. Miller

Cool

Dangerous

" I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff. "

" I actually prefer Twitter as a medium, and I also got into Periscope for a second, but I'm still trying to figure out what to do with it. I can't figure out if the only important thing about it is the live broadcast, or if it's an interesting kind of way to log what you do. "

" I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. "

" You just put yourself into your work, and you can do anything you want, depending on how hard you want to work for it. "

" J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche. "

T. J. Miller

Kind

Morgan

" I'm a stand-up. I'm never worried about getting my next role. That's never distressing to me. "

T. J. Miller

About

Role

" I love writing but not crazy meticulous/prepared enough to be a director. I'd work as a gaffer on something. "