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" When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny. "

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" You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it. "

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