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" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "
Trey Parker
Mexico
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" If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave. "
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