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" Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. "

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" It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. "

" We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. "

" People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. "

" We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' "

" All the religions are super funny to me. "

" We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. "

" That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists. "

" I find Mormons adorable. "

" You can't make experimental work by copying past work. "

" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "

" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

" No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' "

" You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. "

" Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? "

" I hate puppets so much. "

" It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. "

" Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. "

" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "

" I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. "

" I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. "

" I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. "

" No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. "

" When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. "

" I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. "

" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "

" I was always a very happy, optimistic person. "

" It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. "

" When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time. "

" If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.' "

" We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. "