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" At my confirmation, where you get the Holy Spirit, I came down the stairs at my party and had torn, like, 80 holes in my pantyhose and said I had the Holy Spirit, and just would do things like that all the time. "
Party
Time
You
" Commercials used to have such a serious tone to them or a really corny tone. "
Really
Used
Corny
" Everyone knows people like that: You're looking at their milky, glazed-over eyes, and you know they're not listening. "
Eyes
Know
People
" I grew up where the repercussion of you having an opinion was being 'cocky,' or people would be mad at you. And I have finally learnt that it is better for them to be mad at you and disagree than you be so mad at yourself all of the time for not speaking up. "
People
Opinion
Better
" I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. "
Extremely
Funny
Grew
" I have worked with many, many talented and dedicated people. "
Many
Dedicated
People
" I have written before, but I was primarily an actor and improvisational performer. "
Performer
Before
Actor
" I'm a big hit at parties. Friends ask me to sing B-I-N-G-O all the time. I'm thinking, you know, of maybe putting out a Christmas album or something. "
Me
Thinking
Time
" I'm a late bloomer, so I'm going to embrace it all. "
Late Bloomer
Late
Going
" I'm a plus-size person, so when I tried to go into the Gap, I used to just walk out of there shaking my head because they have nothing that fits me. "
Go
Head
Person
" I'm obsessed with 'Rocky.' We went 13 times to the theater. "
Obsessed
Times
Rocky
" I think, as a woman, you have to really make sure that you're taking care of yourself and make sure that you're covered and you have enough material written for you. "
Woman
You
Yourself
" I think it helps in any comedy room for a woman to have very strong, respected convictions, because then it opens the door up a little bit for other women to have that. "
Woman
Door
Room
" I was always a bit of a class clown. "
Clown
Bit
Always
" I was a very earthly, matronly, plus-size little girl with a pure heart. "
Little
Pure Heart
Heart
" I was born in Joliet, Illinois. It was totally Midwestern - small, little house, two great parents, and a sister and a beagle. "
Sister
Born
Great
" I was really dramatic, really concerned with love or life. "
Dramatic
Love
Life
" I went to a Catholic girls' school before we moved to Florida when I was 15. "
Before
Catholic
Florida
" My sister is three years older and super foxy, and I always looked like a 50 year old woman. "
Year
Always
Three
" My sister's journal was the romantic one with boys, and mine was talking about my rock tumbler. We were so different and so similar. "
Rock
Romantic
Sister
" My sister was three years older than me, and she was like the stone-cold '70s fox. I looked like a short Polish farm woman, and so our journals were wildly different. "
Short
She
Me
" Some children challenge themselves to maybe run a marathon or something. I challenged myself to stay up for two days and make cinnamon toast and watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon and laugh and cry. "
Myself
Children
Challenge
" Tina Fey is a very old friend of mine, and I adore her. "
Mine
Adore
Old
" Young, handsome men never flirt with me. I get heat from old dudes that run the parking garages. "
Handsome
Heat
Me
" You're under the gun at all times because it's live TV. A lot of time, between dress and air, you're having to come with an entire ending to your sketch that gets an even better, bigger laugh - which is terrifying... People are filing into the audience, and you're writing a new joke for the end of it. "
Time
Live
Dress
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