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" Commercials used to have such a serious tone to them or a really corny tone. "

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" My sister was three years older than me, and she was like the stone-cold '70s fox. I looked like a short Polish farm woman, and so our journals were wildly different. "

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" I was always a bit of a class clown. "

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" I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. "

" I have written before, but I was primarily an actor and improvisational performer. "

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" Everyone knows people like that: You're looking at their milky, glazed-over eyes, and you know they're not listening. "

" I was born in Joliet, Illinois. It was totally Midwestern - small, little house, two great parents, and a sister and a beagle. "

" I'm a late bloomer, so I'm going to embrace it all. "

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" Some children challenge themselves to maybe run a marathon or something. I challenged myself to stay up for two days and make cinnamon toast and watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon and laugh and cry. "

" At my confirmation, where you get the Holy Spirit, I came down the stairs at my party and had torn, like, 80 holes in my pantyhose and said I had the Holy Spirit, and just would do things like that all the time. "