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" Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday. "
Kevin Nealon
Love Is
Person
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" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "
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" The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day. "
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" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
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" As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. "
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" When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? "
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" People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
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" I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. "
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Watch
Thought
" Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. "
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Think
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" When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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Saturday
Night
" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
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Push
Eye
Lazy
" Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them. "
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Want
Get
See
" I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you. "
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Think
People
Night
" To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people. "
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Feel
Business
People
" You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails. "
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Wind
You
Sails
" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
Kevin Nealon
More
Hungry
Website
" A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
Kevin Nealon
Job
Work
Saying
" I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen. "
Kevin Nealon
Standing
Hollywood
Doing
" I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. "
Kevin Nealon
Life
Challenges
Different
" When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Happy
Doing
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
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School
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" I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. "
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New
New York
Street
" A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. "
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" I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son. "
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Home
Son
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" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
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Support
Proud
Work
" Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. "
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Insist
Disgruntled
Very
" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
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Kevin
News
Me
" When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. "
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Memories
You
Up
" I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum. "
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Home
Family
Feel
" I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart. "
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" When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while. "
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