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" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
Kevin Nealon
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Lazy
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" You see things through a different lens when you have a child. "
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" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
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Football
Good
" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "
Kevin Nealon
Stand-Up
Actor
Than
" When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' "
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Remember
Saturday
Night
" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
Kevin Nealon
Weaknesses
Enthusiasm
More
" I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. "
Kevin Nealon
Torture
Vegetarian
Animals
" I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son. "
Kevin Nealon
Home
Son
Stress
" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "
Kevin Nealon
Target
Two
Enjoy
" If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. "
Kevin Nealon
Little
Numb
People
" I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends. "
Kevin Nealon
Through
Live
Night
" When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? "
Kevin Nealon
You
Friends
Children
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
Kevin Nealon
More
School
Basketball
" I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there. "
Kevin Nealon
Father
Life
My Life
" What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. "
Kevin Nealon
Coffee
Me
Always
" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
Kevin Nealon
Purchased
Want
Wait
" I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio. "
Kevin Nealon
Listen
Radio
Tend
" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
Kevin Nealon
Boomers
Baby Boomers
Funny
" I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Game
Appreciate
" I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. "
Kevin Nealon
New
New York
Street
" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
Kevin Nealon
Working
First Time
Film
" It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! "
Kevin Nealon
Joke
Up
Good
" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
Kevin Nealon
New
Older
You
" It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Playing
Fun
" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
Kevin Nealon
Loved
Know
Eyes
" My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular. "
Kevin Nealon
Heart
Started
Like
" I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. "
Kevin Nealon
Nice
City
Driving
" Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. "
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More
Hungry
Website
" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
Kevin Nealon
Who
Pleaser
Basically
" With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. "
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Yourself
Music
End
" I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen. "
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Hollywood
Doing