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" I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum. "
Kevin Nealon
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" I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son. "
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" As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. "
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You
" With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end. "
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" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
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" Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. "
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" A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. "
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Stand-Up
Special
You
" I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart. "
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Him
Fun
Done
" What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. "
Kevin Nealon
Coffee
Me
Always
" A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages. "
Kevin Nealon
Check
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" I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. "
Kevin Nealon
Myself
Game
Birds
" Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson. "
Kevin Nealon
Street
Me
People
" I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around. "
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Music
Show
Kind
" I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there. "
Kevin Nealon
Father
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My Life
" Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them. "
Kevin Nealon
Want
Get
See
" All I ever wanted to do was stand-up. It kind of charges me and gives me a rush. "
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Me
Ever
Rush
" A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
Kevin Nealon
Job
Work
Saying
" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
Kevin Nealon
Working
First Time
Film
" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
News
Me
" I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman. "
Kevin Nealon
Fact
Woman
I Am
" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
Kevin Nealon
Who
Pleaser
Basically
" I worked for a temp agency called Manpower. "
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Agency
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Manpower
" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
Kevin Nealon
New
Older
You
" I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. "
Kevin Nealon
Push
Eye
Lazy
" I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still. "
Kevin Nealon
Down
You
Think
" When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while. "
Kevin Nealon
Young
Style
People
" I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there. "
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Rough
Like
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" It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! "
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Joke
Up
Good
" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
Kevin Nealon
Comedy
Football
Good
" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
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You
Everything
Down
" I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor. "
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Doctor