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" I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. "
Kevin Nealon
New
New York
Street
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" I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. "
Kevin Nealon
Nice
City
Driving
" Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson. "
Kevin Nealon
Street
Me
People
" I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories. "
Kevin Nealon
Excel
Back
Lived
" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
Kevin Nealon
Comedy
Football
Good
" I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. "
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
News
Me
" I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Game
Appreciate
" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
Kevin Nealon
Support
Proud
Work
" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "
Kevin Nealon
Stand-Up
Actor
Than
" I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. "
Kevin Nealon
Life
Challenges
Different
" You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. "
Kevin Nealon
Become
Successful
Well
" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
Kevin Nealon
Purchased
Want
Wait
" I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. "
Kevin Nealon
Myself
Game
Birds
" I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. "
Kevin Nealon
Loved
Know
Eyes
" A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. "
Kevin Nealon
Stand-Up
Special
You
" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
Kevin Nealon
You
Everything
Down
" Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. "
Kevin Nealon
Want
Dead
Exactly
" I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. "
Kevin Nealon
Being
Bored
Doodle
" I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around. "
Kevin Nealon
Music
Show
Kind
" I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. "
Kevin Nealon
People
Watch
Thought
" I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there. "
Kevin Nealon
Rough
Like
Diamonds
" I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart. "
Kevin Nealon
Him
Fun
Done
" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
Kevin Nealon
Weaknesses
Enthusiasm
More
" I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere. "
Kevin Nealon
Watching
Unique
Job
" When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Happy
Doing
" I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. "
Kevin Nealon
Torture
Vegetarian
Animals
" I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still. "
Kevin Nealon
Down
You
Think
" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
Kevin Nealon
Boomers
Baby Boomers
Funny
" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
Kevin Nealon
Working
First Time
Film
" Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. "
Kevin Nealon
Target
Two
Enjoy
" To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people. "
Kevin Nealon
Feel
Business
People