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" Demolishing pretensions, especially worthy ones, is a hallmark of the baby boom. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Baby
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" The more aspects of life that can be moved from private reign to public realm, the better it is for politics. "
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" Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. "
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" Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now behind the counter when you renew your car registration at the department of motor vehicles. "
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" I believe in God. God created the world. "
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" The District of Columbia is an extreme example of disconnect between financial input and educational outcome. Unfortunately, extreme is not the same as abnormal. "
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" When I was fifteen, I dreamed of living in the big city, as many a young person does if he is artistic and sensitive. By 'artistic and sensitive' I mean short, skinny, unkissed, bad at sports, and carrying a C average in high school. "
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" Politics won't allow for the truth. "
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" Political leaders are expert at saying nothing. "
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" TV ushered in the age of postliteracy. And we have gone so far beyond that. I mean, what with the Internet and Google and Wikipedia. We have entered the age of post-intelligence. "
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Age
Mean
" Arguing, in the sense of attempting to convince others, has gone out of fashion with conservatives. "
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Fashion
" Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway instead of doing something worthwhile for his country. "
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" Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. "
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Always
Happy
" I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny. "
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More
" I don't think anybody's really been successful with theorizing about value or creating a price theory. "
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Successful
Creating
" After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. "
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Enjoy
Place
" Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. "
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Parents
Discipline
Parenting
" War expands government powers. The trouble is that, when the war goes away, the government powers do not. "
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Trouble
Away
Goes
" I have no idea if some societies, anthropologically speaking, aren't really suited for democracy. I don't think that's true. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Think
Democracy
True
" A deadly sins addendum is long overdue. Life has changed since Pope Gregory the Great scribbled his initial list in the sixth century. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Long
Changed
Great
" If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. "
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" Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System. "
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" The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb. "
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Ideas
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" Fall of the Berlin wall? Being there was fun. Nations that flaked off of the Soviet Union in southeastern Europe, Central Asia, and the Caucasus? Being there was not so fun. "
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Fall
" You can't destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America's elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you're doing us a favor. "
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You
" When you're a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, 'Gee, I wouldn't want to be doing that.' They're on your side. "
P. J. O'Rourke
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" America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. "
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Think
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" Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. "
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Secret
" Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force. "
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Things
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" Even the dumber parts of our government are not run by idiots. These are ordinary people like us, doing a job. By and large, they're trying to do it as well as they can. Or at least as often as people in the private sector try to do as well as they can. "
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" The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt. "
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