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" For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. "
" I don't do drama. I'm a comedian. "
" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "
" Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' "
" I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. "
" Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening. "
" I would love to try action films. "
" I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. "
" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "
" On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. "
" The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! "
" America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened. "
" If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material. "
" Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a little girl. There's not a little boy, there's a little girl. I think I'm a little more overprotective. "
" I want to show the world my humor. "
" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "
" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "
" There's nothing wrong with looking at a woman's kneecaps. "
" When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it. "
" People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. "
" I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. "
" I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York. "
" I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. "
" If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black. "
" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "
" Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try. "
" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "
" If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. "
" When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. "
" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "
" White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. "