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" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "

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" Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. "

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" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

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" My voice is very distinct. People hear Tracy Morgan's voice, and they know Tracy Morgan right off the bat because I've been in their homes for so many years. "

" I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. "

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" Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. "

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