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" Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. "

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" I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working. "

" My voice is very distinct. People hear Tracy Morgan's voice, and they know Tracy Morgan right off the bat because I've been in their homes for so many years. "

" If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at. "

" Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. "

" I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid. "

" Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. "

" I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. "

" You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings. "

" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. "

" I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder. "

" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "

" I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

" Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. "

" I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. "

" I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.' "

" I want to show the world my humor. "

" I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. "

" Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try. "

" I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate. "

" Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy. "

" I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. "

" Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. "

" There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. "

" In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. "

" I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. "

" I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. "

" My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. "