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" My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. "

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" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "

" Parents should support and love their kids no matter what. "

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" Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it's doing well. Turn on the news. I don't think me and my comedy can really change that. "

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