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" Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius. "

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" Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant. "

" I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. "

" What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. "

" People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds. "

" If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. "

" I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. "

" The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved to tell my story. You know? People write books all the time. "

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" I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. "

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" We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. "

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" I'm not perfect, but I strive for it. "

" When you see me on the street, act like you know me. "

" I don't do drama. I'm a comedian. "

" Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. "

" I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts. "

" When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. "

" I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. "

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" There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. "

" My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. "

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