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" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "
" People go to car races to watch the crashes. "
" I think everyone roots for the underdog. "
" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "
" I don't care what other people think. "
" Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. "
" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "
" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "
" You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? "
" A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. "
" I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. "
" I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. "
" The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. "
" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "
" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "
" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "
" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "
" We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. "
" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "
" I love Louisiana. It's amazing. "
" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "
" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "
" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "
" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "
" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "
" I'm just basking in the glory. "
" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "
" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "
" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "
" I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. "
" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "