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" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

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" The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. "

" 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. "

" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "

" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "

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" I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. "

" I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. "

" People go to car races to watch the crashes. "

" I don't care what other people think. "

" Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. "

" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "

" A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. "

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" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. "

" Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. "

" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "

" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "

" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "

" I love Louisiana. It's amazing. "

" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. "

" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "

" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "

" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

" I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. "