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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

" A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. "

" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "

" Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. "

" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "

" Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. "

" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "

" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

" I don't care what other people think. "

" I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. "

" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "

" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

" I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. "

" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

" 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. "

" I love Louisiana. It's amazing. "

" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

" I'm just basking in the glory. "

" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

" I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. "

" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "

" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "

" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

" I think everyone roots for the underdog. "

" It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. "

" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "

" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "

" I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. "

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