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" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. "

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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

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" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

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" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "

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" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "

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" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

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" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "

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" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "

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" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

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" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

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