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" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering. "

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" It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. "

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" I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. "

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" 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. "

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" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "

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" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

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" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

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" I love Louisiana. It's amazing. "

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" Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. "

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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. "

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" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "

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" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

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" People go to car races to watch the crashes. "

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" My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. "

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" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "

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" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "

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" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

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" A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. "

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" Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. "

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" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

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" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

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" I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. "

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" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

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" If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. "

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" Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. "

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" I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. "

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