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" When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. "

Johnny Knoxville

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" People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. "

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" The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. "

" You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. "

" I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. "

" I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. "

" I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies. "

" I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. "

" I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists. "

" I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. "

" I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy. "

" We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. "

" I'm just basking in the glory. "

Johnny Knoxville

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Just

" I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. "

" I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't. "

" I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. "

" Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. "

" A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. "

Johnny Knoxville

Famous

Little

" It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. "

" I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. "

" People go to car races to watch the crashes. "

" A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. "

" I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. "

" I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is. "

" Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. "